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What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

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sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

randomlilworld:

The funniest jawn I’ve seen this far, hands down
Lmao

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

cindimayweathersson:

iluvyalikexo:

dullwhitegirl:

codeddenominator:

New Music: Drake - Views From The Six Ft. E Batt

"You must remember waking up in Paris with the blunt. You must remember fucking me like anytime you want. What made us want to act like we were married for two weeks. Now we back in California we don’t even speak that a no no. Everyone say we look good on paper. You deserve the action. Plus you get more paper that I do. That shit attractive. Things that make me miss ya. Where Jen & Melissa? Tell the squad I said waddup girl"

Drake’s love for Rihanna has reached a new level….

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I’m concerned about his mental health tbqh.

^^^^^^
This is creepy as hell.

beatle-sexual:

paulmccartneysfacebook:

there was a band who had a drummer

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i’ve been waiting for this post for so long

thedochraid:

This movie was gold.